By the combined powers of Tesco DVD Rental and Scotch single malt, I present… largely incoherent mocking of films!

For reference, how I calculate the ‘overall score’.

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The Films

• 10 Things I Hate about You
• 17 Again
• 2001: A Space Odyssey
• 2012
• Alice in Wonderland (2010)
• Angel
• Arthur and the Invisibles
• Astro Boy (2009)
• Atlantis: The Lost Empire
• Beastly
• Bee Movie
• Beetlejuice
• Beowulf
• Bolt
• Bride Wars
• Camp Rock
• Captain America (2011)
• Clash of the Titans (2010)
• Conan the Barbarian (2011)
• Date Night
• Despicable Me
• Dorian Gray
• Dragonball Evolution
• Dune (1984)
• Enchanted
• Eragon
• Failure to Launch
• Fame (2009)
• FAQ about Time Travel
• First Daughter
• G-Force
• Ghost Town
• Going the Distance
• Green Lantern
• Hanna
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
• Hellboy II: The Golden Army
• High School Musical 2
• Horton Hears a Who!
• Igor
• Inception
• Jude
• Knight and Day
• Laws of Attraction
• Legion
• Licence to Wed
• Love and Other Drugs
• Major Movie Star
• Mamma Mia!
• Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
• Megamind
• Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol: Colons: Colons Everywhere
• Monsters vs Aliens
• Nancy Drew
• Next
• No Reservations
• Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
• Planet 51
• Ponyo
• Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time: More Colons Anyone?
• Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva
• Rachel Getting Married
• Scott Pilgrim vs the World
• Sex and the City
• She's the Man
• Sherlock Holmes
• Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
• Sleeping Beauty (2011)
• Source Code
• Spanglish
• Star Trek (2009)
• Tangled
• The Brothers Grimm
• The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
• The Incredible Hulk (2008)
• The Last Airbender
• The Last Mimzy
• The Lizzie McGuire Movie
• The Musketeer (2001)
• The Neverending Story
• The Reader
• The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)
• The Three Musketeers (2011)
• The Vampire's Assistant
• Thor
• Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue
• Twilight
• Twilight – Breaking Dawn part 1
• Watchmen
• Whip It
• Wild Target
• Your Highness
• Zookeeper