The Incredible Hulk (2008) (not to be confused with Hulk (2003), the Incredible Hulk (1987) or the Pretty Good, I Guess Hulk (2013).)
BRUCE BANNER blah blah blah SCIENCE blah blah BLOOD blah blah GREEN blah HULK SMASH. Blah blah ANGST. Some STUFF happens, and it was generally a bit better than the PREVIOUS ALMOST INDISTINGUISHABLE HULK MOVIE.
Punches thrown by Giant Mutant Things: Over 9000
Purple stretchy pants: 1
Armoured vehicles exploded: 7
Abominations that involve bacon: 0
Abominations that do not involve bacon: 1
Guatemala: 1
Guatepeor: 1
Lolphysics moments: 2 (excluding the premise itself)
HULK SMASH: 1
Robert Downey Jrs: 1
Samuel L. Jacksons: 0
Movies with almost identical endings we still have to put up with before they finally make the damn SHIELD movie: 3?
Overall: 3/5
No abominations involving bacon OR Samuel L Jackson?
I know! It's a miracle I made it all the way through.
I liked that film. It was much better than the Hulktrocity Ang Lee made. And yeah, I think it's 3, maybe two as Iron man 2 probably doesn't need it. I think it's Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America and then The Avengers.
I might… pass on seeing the Captain America movie, so with luck maybe it's only one for me!